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Thread #172914   Message #4193035
Posted By: meself
05-Dec-23 - 07:35 PM
Thread Name: BS: Funny witticisms
Subject: RE: BS: Funny witticisms
I was talking to one of my sons one time, when he was in grade 11, and he mentioned something about his Chemistry class.

"Chemistry!" says I. "Have they made you memorize the Periodic Table? Back in my day, in Grade Eleven Chemistry, we had to memorize the whole Periodic Table!"

"Yeah, but back in your day," he said, "there were only four elements, weren't there?"