From: GUEST, Gerry Date: 24 Sep 07 - 12:58 AM

Bob Dylan's 115th Dream ends with something like,

But the funniest thing, as I was leaving the bay,
I saw three ships sailing, they were all heading my way.
I asked the captain what his name was, and how come he didn't drive a truck.
He said he was Columbus, and I just said, good luck.