Dear Cleigh,

You just come over here, right here beside me and I will protect you, darlin'. We'll call PETA and the ASPCA and if those who asked are in the UK, we'll call the RSPCA. We will make placards and take to the streets demanding an end to Parcelling of Possum Parts and you can be At One with your brethren: mamas, sisters, and baby possums, daddies and cousins, aunties and uncles, even old gramma and grandpa possums, 'cause all possum parts are sacred and they are all part of the Cleigh O'Possum fambullee and we will march for freedom and...oh, sorry, sweetie, didn't mean to knock you off my lap...you okay? Here let me give you a little blow and see how you sou...OH! Great! You sound jest fine, darlin'....now where was I.....

katkrusader