By coincidence, Biden and Trump die on the same day. They both see that the stairway to heaven has no handrail at the pearly gate. St. Peter tells them they are both welcomed by executive privilege. Biden starts climbing up the stairs on all fours. Trump asks Peter "Is there an escalator"?
NO
"How about an elevator"?
NOO
Trump calls heaven a shit hole, shuffles back to his limo, and takes the highway to hell.