Tune: "Jesus Loves Me".
(Use the name of your favorite Soviet/Russian leader)

Khrushchev loves me this I know
For the Kremlin tells me so
Little ones who love him not
All lined up against the wall and shot.

Yes - Khrushchev loves me
Yes - Khrushchev loves me
Yes - Khrushchev loves me
The Kremlin tells me so.