I sent a phone text message via lycos.co.uk and to separate the ads from my clever schpiel I ended with "Ignore following......"

(lower case g's can look like s's on some phancy fones in dim light) so when new girlfriend read it she replied replied "What has snoring got to do with the price of tomatoes?"

She didn't ask what snoring was supposed to follow - phew.

Any mudcatters with misread messages?