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Thread #172983 Message #4195944
Posted By: Donuel
22-Jan-24 - 11:00 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Another Donuel parody:
After one whole term of being lazy Like an old man, he's half asleep Now it seems that he's half crazy but is as mean as a lying creep Trump is not a new sensation He's done pretty well I think But this half-ton imitation is circling right down the sink
He's wild again, beguiled again A simpering, whimpering child again Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered is he He's a lot like villain John Wilkes Booth He tweets DON'T BELIEVE what our eyes see Bewitched, he's allergic to the truth
Lost the vote, but so what of it He is old I agree He can laugh, and we love it Although the laugh's on me Pastors sing to him, folks bring to him Donations for lawyers that cling to him
Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered is he He's a fool and don't I know it But a fool can have his charms He's confused and he really shows it Revenge will be his harm He's the same old sad sensation Lately, I've not slept a wink Since this half-ton imitation Washed rights right down the sink
He's sinned a lot; I mean a lot He's like a repeat craven felon Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered is he The fringe loves him, but I CRINGE from him Some worship the red tie that clings to him Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered is he
When he talks, he is seeking Hatred to get off his chest with his word salad speaking, he's at his very best Vexed again, perplexed again As God, he wants us obsessed again Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered is he
Wise at last, my eyes at last Are cutting him down to size at last Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered no more Burned a lot, we've learned a lot And now he thinks he beat Barak, Bewitched, bothered, and bewildered no more
For all we know he is dyspeptic Sanity is a real no-go I hope the election's antiseptic and he's locked up in Mara Lago Donald Trump, finis, your chance, finis Those ants that invaded our House, finis Bewitched bothered and bewildered no more.