For my next trick: a queen-sized bed. Whoever takes it will have to bring tools as well as a truck and a good buddy.
I also have the six-foot folding table full of pots, pans, pudding basins and other kitchen clobber I will never use again. It’s time to rehome the huge granite-ware preserving kettle and the small canner, as well as the extra-large Instant Pot and all its accessories. Oh, and Edmund’s much-loved 14-inch cast-iron skillet that I need two hands to lift.
I now have one empty shelf in the basement storage area. Going for at least two more by Easter.