The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4197388
Posted By: gillymor
17-Feb-24 - 11:06 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
This one's a bit off color-         

A woman took her Great Dane to the vet and unexpectedly ran into one of her friends in the waiting room.
"Hi, what are you doing here?" she asked.
"I'm having my Poodle fixed because he's so randy that every time I bend over he tries to mount me."
"Oh, mine's always trying to mount me as well."
"So, are you also having him fixed?"
"No, I'm having his nails clipped."