Seize ‘Em, Squeeze 'Em
Words: Fatguru Baba Ganoush
Tune: Leave Her, Johnny, Leave Her, traditional shanty

Oh I thought I heard Letitia say
Seize his assets, seize ‘em
Wise Ms. James has won the day
And it’s time for us to seize ‘em.

Seize ‘em, Ms. James, seize ‘em all
Seize his assets, seize ‘em
That was one good judgment call
And it’s time for us to seize ‘em.

If he says he cannot pay
Seize ‘em, Ms. James, seize ‘em
Haul his big fat assets away
‘Cause it’s time for us to seize ‘em.

Thought I heard Letitia say
“Seize that building, seize it.
I see 40 Wall Street every day,
And it’s time for us to seize it.”

Oh it ’s weigh, hay, haul ‘em away
Seize his assets, seize ‘em
Wise Ms. James goin’ to make him pay
And it’s time for us to seize ‘em

His appeals we’ll disallow
Seize that building, seize it
Got Fattie Assets by the scrotus now
And it’s time for us to squeeze it.



Blindly leading* the blind,
Deafly leading the deaf,

Fatguru Baba Ganoush

(my new sobriquet)

*or perhaps following

SCROTUS: So-Called Ruler of the United States