The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4198022
Posted By: Doug Chadwick
26-Feb-24 - 05:15 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
A man goes into pub with his wife. As they sit down, he gives a deep sigh. "What's wrong?" asks his wife.

"Sonia's here".

"What! Sonia your first wife?"

"Yes" he replies with dismay.

She turns to look across the room. "She seems to be knocking back the gin!"

"Yes" he says. "She started drinking after the divorce and she hasn't stopped since".

"That's more than ten years" she says. "You wouldn't think anyone would celebrate that long!"

DC