The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983 Message #4198126
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
27-Feb-24 - 10:19 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
From the collective collection...
A bloke phoned the vet in a blind panic and shouted down the phone, "Quick! My dog's just swallowed a condom!"
"Right," said the vet, "Don't worry - stay there and I'll be round in ten minutes..."
Five minutes later he phoned the vet again and said in a much calmer tone, "It's OK, you don't need to come now. I've just found another one in the top drawer..."