A telegram man goes to the door and he rings the doorbell and this little old lady comes to the door. Ninety-one year old lady comes to the door. And he says, "I have a telegram for you ma'am."
And she says, "Is it a singing telegram?"
No, it's just a regular telegram?
Oh, could you sing it to me please. I've never had a singing telegram. I'm 91 years old. I may never have another chance to have a singing telegram. Could you sing it to me?
Well it's not really not the kind of message to sing.
Oh, please.
I don't sing very well.
Oh, please.
Well he gave in... and with his best try:
[Stomp foot once] Da, da, da, ta da ta. Your sister Rose is dead.
Transcribed from a youtube video by Parmesana posted June 9, 2011.