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Thread #173152 Message #4198862
Posted By: and e
10-Mar-24 - 08:35 PM
Thread Name: Origins: Oh, Sir Jasper Do Not Touch Me!
Subject: RE: Origins: Oh, Sir Jasper Do Not Touch Me!
SHE'S A MOST IMMORAL LADY
Melody--Battle Hymn of the Republic
She wears her silk pajamas in the summer when it's hot, She wears her woolen nightie in the winter when it's not, But later in the springtime, and early in the fall, She jumps between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
Chorus: She's a most immoral lady, She's a most immoral lady, She's a most immoral lady, As she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me, Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me, Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch me, As she lay between the lily-white sheets with nothing on at all.
Oh, Sir Jasper do not touch! (three times) Oh, Sir Jasper do not! (three times) Oh, Sir Jasper do! (three times) Oh, Sir Jasper! (three times) Oh, Sir! (three times) Oh! (three times)