The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4199380
Posted By: The Sandman
20-Mar-24 - 04:01 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
A small town had three churches: Presbyterian, Methodist, and Catholic. All three had a serious problem with squirrels in the church building and each, in its own fashion, had a meeting to deal with the problem.

The Presbyterians decided that it was predestined that squirrels be in the church and that they would just have to live with them.

The Methodists decided they should deal with the squirrels lovingly in the style of Charles Wesley. They humanely trapped them and released them in a park at the edge of town. Within 3 days, they were all back in the church.

The Catholics had the best solution. They baptized and confirmed the squirrels. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.