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Thread #172983   Message #4199649
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
24-Mar-24 - 02:20 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Probably the same person that put the ram in the ramalama ding dong

Back in the 1940s in Peru there was a famous market that traded in livestock. Of course the biggest pull was the llamas that they managed to sell at discount prices because of the sheer volume that they could trade. It all went well until cars became very popular in the 1950s and the big American cars took over pride of place where previously there had been hundreds of llamas. Lots of the market closed down but a very enterprising local businessman opened, in one of the empty spaces, a Chinese takeaway specialing in the local lamb and bamboo shoots that grew surpisingly well in the wet valleys of the Andes. This became very popular with the American car salesman who sang its praises so much that famous US rock and roll stars started to visit regularly. So much so that many songs alluded to the former Llamarama with the lamb bamboo...