I have a haggis in the freezer which I shall consume, alone, on the first weekend in May when Mrs Steve will be away for a couple of nights. I love haggis but she can't stand it. I shall have it with tatties and neeps and there will be single malt...

The only condition apropos of haggis is that it must be made by Macsween. Their black pudding is bloody good too (see what I did there?)