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Thread #172983   Message #4199979
Posted By: MaJoC the Filk
29-Mar-24 - 07:06 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Ray Alan, the ventriloquist, appeared once on Saturday Night at the Mill (a programme on the Beeb), with his dummy Lord Charles.

Alan: What'll you have to drink?
Charles: A gottle of gear.
Alan: Don't you mean a bottle of beer?
Charles (stumblingly): Of course I mean a bottle of beer --- I'm trying to make it easier for you, you fool.