The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4200712
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
10-Apr-24 - 07:15 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
...and another :-D

An old lady offers the bus driver a handful peanuts. He thanks her and happily munches away.

After a few minutes she gives him another handful of peanuts. This happens several times.

Eventually, the driver asks her why she doesn't eat them herself.

"Well," she says, "I can't chew. Look, I have no teeth..."

"Then why do you buy
them?" asks the driver.

"Oh, I just love sucking the
chocolate off the outsides."