Mine was.

Down by the bank where the hanky pank.
The bull frog jumps from bank to bank.
I say I, e,o,u, ur daddy smells like so do you.
Ping pong ding dong ur daddy smells like king Kong,
A b c d e f g ur momma smells like coffee.


We sung it in a circle hand in hand palms up whoever got smacked at the end of coffee was out until last one standing.