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Thread #172983   Message #4200913
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
14-Apr-24 - 02:06 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Is that supposed to be a joke?

Trump strolls out of the White House one snowy morning to find that someone has written, in piss, "Trump is a bastard" in the snow. Enraged, he orders his security team to investigate.


"Well, sir, the urine sample matches the DNA of Mike Pence. But that isn't all, sir..."

"Whaddya mean?"

"Well, sir, the handwriting is Melania's..."