Hehehe...I had a wind band concert this evening. The conductor was a bit shocked to see all the blokes wearing lacey thongs over their trousers, and the women trying to wear boxer shorts over their skirts! Unfortunately, he went in a mardy and refused to conduct until we took them off, on the grounds that we were playing in a church. There was a mass rebellion from the non-Christian saxophone section!

Ruthie

P.S. Ever tried playing flute whilst wearing a red nose? It's very...um...interesting...