The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4201381
Posted By: gillymor
22-Apr-24 - 05:40 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
I remember the first time I told my wife that I loved her. We were in a bar at happy hour knocking back 2 for 1 gin and tonics when I laid it on her. She wrote it off with, "Oh, gilly, you're drunk."
I assured her, "It's not just the booze talking. It's also the pot, the coke and the Xanax."