The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983   Message #4201860
Posted By: Dave the Gnome
01-May-24 - 05:54 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Psychic conference cancelled due to unforseen circumstances...

The teacher was telling her class about Jesus. She went round the room and asked her charges where they thought Jesus was today.

Little Mary said, "He's in my heart."

Little Peter said, "He's in heaven."

Little Billy said, "He's in our bathroom."

"In your bathroom? Good heavens, Billy, what makes you think that Jesus is in your bathroom?"

"Well, Miss, every morning when my dad gets up he bangs on the bathroom door and shouts 'Jesus Christ, are you still in there?'"