Herself was working at a farm museum. She was sat on the edge of the pig pens, and said "Hello, pork chop" to one of the piglets (who would eventually go the way of all pork --- it was a *working farm*). One of the visitors said: "Don't say that, you'll give it a complex."
I simply don't understand some English people's soppy-itis .... they can't all be channeling Marie Antoinette, surely?