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Thread #172983 Message #4205649
Posted By: Georgiansilver
18-Jul-24 - 07:32 AM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
My ex wife once stood in front of our full length bedroom mirror, naked, and said 'Mike, I have thinning hair, wrinkles on my forehead, crows feet round my eyes, chicken skin on my neck, My boobs are sagging and have stretch marks, my belly has sagged and also has stretch marks. I have cellulite on my thighs and corns on my feet. Can you tell me something good about me'?> I said 'Yes darling, I can. Your eyesight is faultless'