Charlie, I hardly ever do this while my little patients are waiting. I do it when I'm supposed to be typing up my chart notes, or reading medical journals, or going through my mail, or....But if you could do a cartoon, I'd love to see it!
And I'm with rich r, I was expecting a wonderful new parody. Guess somebody will have to write it. Oh, no, don't look at me, I'm too busy typing up my chart notes and reading medical journals and....

Aloha,
Mark