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Thread #173451 Message #4205988
Posted By: and e
24-Jul-24 - 08:01 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: I Took A Little Trip to Heaven
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: I Took A Little Trip to Heaven
"THE BEEBEE SONG"
1 The Beebees had three husky sons: Buster, Bill, and Bee; And Buster was the best one In the Beebee family. He led his class in scholarship, Was captain of football, And when it came to track team Why, he led them one and all.
2 He wandered down to old Tucson And thought he'd join a frat. He wandered all around the town To see where they were at. And just because he was the best The town had ever seen, why The colors that he wore next day Were scarlet, white, and green.
3 He wandered up to heaven, Just to see the fellows there. And all the boys were loitering Around the golden stair; Some were smoking cigarettes And some were dancing jigs, But they all were loyal friends of his They all were Kappa Sigs.
4 He looked up Brother Noah And he interviewed St. Paul; He met the wives of Solomon And kissed them one and all. And when they all lined up for Drinks around the heavenly bar, Why each angel on his shirt front Wore the crescent and the star.
5 He wandered down to Hades Just to see the poor lost souls; The Alphas and the Betas They were roasting on the coals. The SAEs and Sigma Chis To sizzle had begun, But the Kappa Sigs on velvet seats, Were watching all the fun.
6 The Phi Delta Thetas they were Hanging by their ears, And off their cheeks and down their Chins ran briny drops of tears. Our hero's heart within him yearned, He said, "Well, I'll be durned; We'll have to hang 'em up And dry 'em out They're too durn green to burn."
7 The Sigma Nus and Zeta Delts Were tacked up on the shelf, When in came old Beelzebub, The king of hell himself; He gave our friend the old time grip For he could not renege, 'Cause he was a charter member And a damn good Kappa Sig. 8 Oh, he rambled, he rambled He rambled all around In and out of town; Oh, he rambled, he rambled He rambled 'til they Put the colors on. Bang! Bang!