Ahem...I'm sorry about that girl now. I've learned some anger management techniques that help me express myself without resorting to violence.

My brother Johnny-O, though, he's a different story.

No Jimmy was ever in the running.

However it has been noted that young women in ballads do not usually fare well when they meet with Scots or sailors, let alone that worst of possible combinations, the Scottish sailor named Willie. Or Johnny.

Willie-O
Not a Sailor