Yes, let's insist that all UK folk clubs make space for ditties such as 'The Hunting of Arscott of Tetcott', 'A-nutting We Will Go' (as beloved by Chelsea FC supporters), and the frankly perverted 'Both Sexes Give Ear to My Fancy'* - all collected by Baring-Gould.

Wouldn't it be a good idea to limit The Sandman's far too frequent posts to, say, only one or two a day?

*Believed to be the first song collected on the subject of aural sex.