Dick, you asked for it. Here you go, enjoy! I think I actually sang this wrong at the Paltalk session tonight but here are the right words.


Lena The Queen o' the Uptown Arena

Lena the queen o' the uptown arena's the girl that I adore.
She spends her nights, wearing lavender tights, being bounced around the floor.
How I suffer, how I suffer, when Brunhilda the brute starts to rough her.
She goes, (painfully) "AH, AH, AHH, AHH, ouch she's pulling my hair!"
I love her half-nelson, there's nobody else in the world who's so divine
and Lena the queen o' the uptown arena will soon be mine.

Lena the queen o' the uptown arena she gives me such a fright.
I have to pay to see my fiance being strangled every night.
She can handle gorgeous Gertie but when Gert uses holds that are dirty.
She goes, (painfully) "AH, AH, AHH, AHH, ouch she bending my knee!"
Her clothes will be tattered, her teeth will be scattered but how the sun will shine,
when Lena the queen o' the uptown arena is mine oh mine.

Always wrestling, always wrestling, but some day in my arms she'll be nestling.
She'll go, (contentedly) "Ah, ah, ahh, ahh! She'll be happy with me.
But boy I'll get hurt if she catches me flirt with Maria Clementine.
When Lena the queen o' the uptown arena is mine all mine.

;o)