The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #168999   Message #4207223
Posted By: YorkshireYankee
19-Aug-24 - 12:27 AM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: Songs of the Yorkshire Yankee
Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Songs of the Yorkshire Yankee
In honour of Kamala Harris inviting Tim Walz to join her on the Democratic ticket:

Walzing With Tim
TTO Walzing With Bears
by Vikki Appleton Fielden © Aug 2024        

She went to his state in the middle of July
And then the campaign it was ready to fly
For even though T and co try to deny
You have to admit Tim’s an excellent guy

They made up some lies and said Tim was no good
That he left the Guard before he really should
But all those who know him say he never could
And women prefer him to a bear in the woods

Wa-wa-wa wa-wa-wa walzing with Tim
Charming, disarming, alarming T’s crew
There’s nothing a weirdo like Donald can do
To keep us from walzing, wa-wa-wa-walzing
Keep us from walzing, walzing with Tim.


Now T’s picked a peach to be his loyal Veep
A man who thinks cat ladies' lives are all bleak
And if you are childless you must be a freak
Can’t wait to hear who he’ll be dissing next week

T begged and he pleaded for Biden to go
And then when he did T said “Say it ain’t so!"
And says that it's cheating, well what do you know?
Who could have predicted a fit he would throw?

Wa-wa-wa wa-wa-wa walzing with Tim
Charming, disarming, alarming T’s crew
There’s nothing a weirdo like Donald can do
To keep us from walzing, wa-wa-wa-walzing
Keep us from walzing, walzing with Tim.


Tim said T was weird, which made poor Donny fret
I think poor old Don is beginning to sweat
And even becoming a trifle upset
Let's teach him a Walz he will never forget

Wa-wa-wa wa-wa-wa walzing with Tim
Charming, disarming, alarming T’s crew
There’s nothing a weirdo like Donald can do
To keep us from walzing, wa-wa-wa-walzing
Keep us from walzing, walzing with Tim.