The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #172983 Message #4207825
Posted By: Neil D
02-Sep-24 - 01:52 PM
Thread Name: BS: Joke thread for 2024
Subject: RE: BS: Joke thread for 2024
A woman is walking on the beach with her little boy when a rogue wave crashes in and carries the child out to sea. As she loses sight of him beneath the waves she falls to her knees and looks heavenward and prays. Oh Lord, my baby boy means the whole world to me, if you can you find it in your heart to return him to me I will live a good and selfless life. Miraculously, a giant sea eagle swoops down from on high, dives beneath the waves, grabs the boy in his beak and comes ashore dropping the child gently at the mother's feet. After checking him all over and finding him to be uninjured, she casts her eyes to heaven once more and says...he WAS wearing a hat.