After sitting overnight the battery had one start left in it and I managed to get over to the Firestone store without calling AAA. They put in the battery I wanted for the price I expected, and that is a good outcome; I didn't find myself stranded somewhere on a cold day (as has usually been the case with an old battery).
Two phone calls from elderly friends required some time and attention. I didn't make it out to my shopping today. I'll try again tomorrow.
Is it only Tuesday? It feels like enough strife for an entire week.