Winning... an alien concept. I can't say I haven't ever won anything but when I pick up the raffle ticket, open the soda bottle, or anything else I can guarantee that I have aquired the one that will not win.

BUT! In the raffle of life I have to say I won the greatest of prizes. I have the two best kids on this planet, bar none. The rest of my life may be in the toilet but those kids are my prize.