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Thread #173589 Message #4209575
Posted By: Stilly River Sage
10-Oct-24 - 01:51 PM
Thread Name: Tech: We hacked a robot vacuum - & more
Subject: RE: Tech: We hacked a robot vacuum - & more
I've seen a story like this before, but this happened to pop up in the Facebook feed - about a Roomba that hit loose puppy poop. Clearly didn't have any detector operating to avoid a lumpy mess like this. A reason to put a light or an infrared light and a camera on one of these. Let AI figure out not to hit the object but to go around it?
Sometime between midnight and 1:30am, our puppy Evie pooped on our rug in the living room. This is the only time she's done this, so it's probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night. Now, if you have a detective's mind, you may be wondering how we know the poop occurred between midnight and 1:30am. We were asleep, so how do I know that time frame?
Why, friends, that's because our Roomba runs at 1:30am every night, while we sleep. And it found the poop. And so begins the Pooptastrophe. The poohpocalypse. The pooppening.
If you have a Roomba, please rid yourself of all distractions and absorb everything I'm about to tell you.
Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop. If the unthinkable does happen, and your Roomba runs over dog poop, stop it immediately and do not let it continue the cleaning cycle. Because if that happens, it will spread the dog poop over every conceivable surface within its reach, resulting in a home that closely resembles a Jackson Pollock poop painting.