I realize this is much off topic, but rhyming with orange?

My friend George said nothing rhymes with orange (my wife said no it doesn't)

I sent this to George:

Things that rhyme with ORANGE: forage, storage, porridge, mortgage, marriage, courage, encourage, carriage, anchorage, coverage, voyage, homage, arrange, average, college, scourge, forge, gorge, GEORGE, torch, emerge, range, carnage, foliage, enlarge, knowledge, and leverage.

There's also image, avenge, engage, enrage, exchange, hinge, indulge, language, manage, revenge, and twinge.

Your MILEAGE May Vary.