GUESTJake writes: "Can anyone say what "Weel may the keel row" actually means? I know a "keel" is a type of boat and a "row" is a big oar, but "may"?"

'Row' here is a verb rather than a noun. 'May' is simply the auxiliary verb with which you are doubtless familiar. It's a construction similar to the Scots 'Lang may yer lum reek.' A blessing or a wish of sorts.