Over the Falls

  G        C        G
  Over the falls we go,
  C                      G
  Look out good people below. 
  D                         G
  Fasten your seatbelts and pull up your socks.
      D                              G
  The drop will be steep and there's bound to be rocks. 
      G           C           G
  The captain, to no one's surprise, 
     C                         B7
  Is scoffin' down burgers and fries. 
       C            C#dim     G          E
  It's all hands on deck, and look out below, 
       A7       D        G
  It's over the falls we go!
  
  
  D                       G
  Things are a little bit crazy in here;
  D                           G
  No one knows just what to do. 
      D                         G              E
  You start doin' this, someone else says, "Do that!" 
    A                             D
  A third guy comes by and says, "Crap in your hat!" 
     G             C        G
  We let the great almighty be.
       G                    B7
  He's happy just watchin' TV.
       C          C#dim        G - E
  He's happy just watchin' the box 
      A7           D              G
  And grabbin' the girls by their arms.

Over the falls we go,
Look out good people below.
Fasten your seatbelts and pull up your socks.
The drop will be steep and there's bound to be rocks.
The captain, to no one's surprise,
Is scoffin' down burgers and fries.
It's all hands on deck, and look out below,
It's over the falls we go!

Nobody knows what to do anymore,
Nobody here has a clue.
We see him come in, we see him go out,
We hear the boss scream, and we hear the boss shout.
We know things are never his fault.
We bring him a chocolate malt.
He's happy just watchin' that box
And getting his ass kissed on Fox.

So over the falls we go,
Look out good people below.
Fasten your seatbelts and pull up your socks.
The drop will be steep and there's bound to be rocks.
The captain, to no one's surprise,
Is scoffin' down burgers and fries.
It's all hands on deck, and look out below,
It's over the falls we go!
It's all hands on deck, and look out below,
It's over the falls we go!

(Words and music by Tom Paxton, 2018)