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Thread #111874 Message #4212670
Posted By: John MacKenzie
02-Dec-24 - 04:24 AM
Thread Name: Songs about being fat, overweight, heavy, obese
Subject: RE: Songs about being fat, overweight, heavy, obese
Mr. Five by Five
Song by Ella Mae Morse and Freddie Slack
Well, twirl my turban, man alive! Here comes Mister Five by Five He's one of those big fat bouncing boys Solid avoirdupois!
Mister Five by Five He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide He don't measure no more from head to toe
Than he do from side to side Mister Five by Five Got fifty chins and a line of jive He's a mellow old cat, a real hep fat He be Mister Five by Five
That man Can really jump it for a fat man The only trouble is there's no way of knowin' Whether he's comin' or, or goin'
Mister Five by Five He's slightly plump on his butter side He don't shake it no more from head to toe Than he do from side to side
That man [my, my!] Can really jump it for a fat man [fat man!] Boys, the trouble is there's no way of knowin' Whether he's comin' or, or goin'
Mister Five by Five He's five feet tall and he's five feet wide He don't measure no more from head to toe Than he do From side to side Mister Five by Five