John Williamson - an Aussie balladeer has a funny song called 'My Dad Snores' - written from the point of view of the long suffering children of a snorer...

My kids used to sing it with great mirth - I denied all, of course.

List of albums containing the track here, sorry couldn't find the lyrics at a quick search, let me know if you are really keen and I'll see what I can do - but I do recommend that you hear his delivery, as the written words alone might not convey the full agony of it...

cheers

aussiebloke