Mrrzy = :-D

Works even across the Atlantic!

A couple who'd been married for 20 years went to see a therapist. The woman had been feeling ignored, taken for granted, unloved.

The therapist went up to her, gave her a big hug and kissed her passionately on the lips, then took her to his couch where they made mad passionate love. Afterwards she sat up on the couch all sweaty and breathless with a huge grin on her face.

The therapist turned to the man and said to him, "Now I hope I've demonstrated what your wife needs, and I'd say three times a week. Think you can manage that?"

"Well I can bring her on Mondays and Wednesdays but I have football Fridays..."