"Did Poetry Please have this version, I wonder?
Les Barker - Shipping Forecast"

Sadly, no, but they should have!

They did include an excerpt from Murray Lachlan-Young's "The People's Shipping Forecast", based on excerpts submitted by the public, which was quite amusing:
Part 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGdblCGjfMw
Part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcoSPO_qjaQ