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Thread #173826   Message #4215932
Posted By: and e
25-Jan-25 - 10:26 AM
Thread Name: Folklore: Carnation Milk / Pet Milk poem (bawdy)
Subject: RE: Folklore: Carnation Milk / Pet Milk poem (bawdy)
....Eager to know what it might be she
opened it and this is what she found:
"I think Pet Milk is the best what am---
It comes to you in a nice new can,
No teats to pull, no manure to sling,
Just punch a hole in the gol darn thing!"
        "Mrs. D. Brown." ....

1949. The Anthology of American Humor. p.486. Published by Magazine Digest Publishing Company.


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