So the Lancashire crumbly version can be made away from the Beacon Fell triangle? Interesting. I did not know that. Still, it's better than nowt. But yes, creamy and tasty are the ones to go far.

In my local Waitrose (I live down south) they can have two dozen varieties of smoked salmon but no Lancashire cheese. Barbarians.

Lancaster market (which, alas, no longer exists) had one stall that would sell the extra tasty from time to time. A little of that went a long way.