Well as usual I am the discordant note.

Seems to me if food poisoning was an Olympic event, England would lead the world.

I have been laid low by the crab in Filey; the whole family was farting excessively for a week after eating 'yeasty' scones in Bakewell (if ever a place was misnamed!); and this last Christmas day at our local pub I celebrated the birth of Our Lord with three of the most hideous courses known to man. Of course it cost a fortune.