The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #173858   Message #4216693
Posted By: GUEST,PHJim
05-Feb-25 - 01:00 AM
Thread Name: Favourite cat tunes and songs
Subject: RE: Favourite cat tunes and songs
He’s Nobody’s Moggy Now - Eric Bogle ? 1983

Somebody's Moggy by the side of the road
Somebody's pussy who forgot his highway code
Someone's favorite feline who ran clean out of luck
When he ran onto the road and tried to argue with a truck
Yesterday he purred and played in his pussy paradise
Decapitating tweetybirds and masticating mice
Now he's just 6 lbs of raw minced meat that don't smell very nice
He's nobody's Moggy now

Oh you who love your pussy be sure to keep him in
Don't let him argue with a truck the truck is bound to win
And upon the busy road don't let him play or frolic
If you do I'm warning you it could be CAT-ostrophic
If he plays out on the roadway I'm afraid that will be that
There'll be one last despairing MEOW and a sort of squelchy SPLAT
And your pussy will be slightly dead and very, very flat
He's nobody's Moggy, just red and squashed and soggy
He's Nobody's Moggy now - Ooohmm