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Thread #173881 Message #4217134
Posted By: Jack Horntip
13-Feb-25 - 10:36 AM
Thread Name: Origins: Hot Nuts (Bawdy)
Subject: Origins: Hot Nuts (Bawdy)
Do you sing "Hot Nuts"? Could you please post below your
version below Thanks!Hot Nuts
Hot nuts hot nuts, get 'em from the peanut man,
Yeh yeh yeh yeh yeh, nuts, hot nuts
Get 'em any way you can.
(Refrain)
Got it in the kitchen, got it in the hall
Got it on my finger, so I wiped it on the wall-Nuts
Hot nuts, get them from the peanut man.... etc.
See that man dressed in brown,
He's got the biggest nuts in town--Nuts
Refrain
See that man dressed in black
He carries his nuts in a gunny sack--Nuts
Refrain
See that girl dressed in red
She makes her living lying in bed--Nuts
Refrain
See that girl dressed in pink
She's the one who make my finger stink---Nuts
Refrain
See that girl sitting on his lap,
Bang with her and you'll get the clap--Nuts
Refrain
See that girl over there in slacks
She shacks--Nuts
Refrain
See that man who walks like a duck
He can't dance but he sure can fuck.--Nuts
Refrain
See that girl dressed in blue
She can't dance but she sure can screw --Nuts
Refrain
See that girl dressed in green
She lost her quarter in the bathroom machine--Nuts
Refrain
See that cool guy named Harry
He's got nuts but he's still a fairy.--Nuts
Refrain
Got some in a Cadillac, got some in a Ford
But the best I got was on the running board--Nuts
Refrain
See that guy, He's a Phi Gam
He's got nuts but they ain't worth a damn--Nuts
Refrain
Now there is a girl named Pearl
She cracks so many nuts, they call her squirrel--Nuts
Refrain
There is a girl name Jill
She won't screw, but her sister will--Nuts
Refrain
Fraternity Songs by Judy Allred. 1963. pp.23-25.
See here: https://archive.org/details/1963-fraternity-songs-lacking-pg-20-judy-allred/page/n21/mode/2up
This song shares some of the same bawdy couplets (e.g., pink/stink)
found in Hey Loddy Loddy /Hey Lally Lally, Origins: Down in the Valley,
and It's a Lady in Red.