Not Nuts (Part 2)

Spoken: Ah, yes, here we are again. Once again we
are going to bring out Doug Clark and his hot nuts
and more nuts to you

Nuts!
Hot nuts!
You get 'em from the peanut man
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nuts!
Hot Nuts!
You get 'em anywhere every you can.

Now this guy Bill is a DKE
His nuts are so long they hang below his knee

Me and my girl we went on a hunt
I didn't shoot nutten so she gave me some smiles

The little red rooster said the little yellow duck
You ain't good looking but you sure can fight.

Now the girl over there her name is Mary
She ain't got nuts just dingleberries.

We went to Debonell's for fancy dress
While we were there I got in a hell of mess
I saw a girl all dressed in white
So I got behind her and took a bite
I bit and I bit and I bit and I bit
'Till I found out I had a mouth full of...

The guy in the back his name is Tommy Tucker
He's got small nuts but he's a bad motorcycle.

The girl in blue whose name is Sue
She'll polish your knob if you ask her to

The girl over there that's dressed in green
Goes down like a submarine

That guy over swinging that pick
He missed one day and cut of his finger

I got some in the river and I got some in the lake
The best I had was in The Tar Heel State.

Our guitar player thinks he's it.
That's why we call him chicken ... whoa

Now old Pete has a big old grin
Somebody told him humping was a sing

Adam and Eve were sitting on a rock
Eve told Adam, "I can see your smile."

Now you see that guy who's name is Ben
He buy's his nuts at the five and ten.

The guy over there goes to Georgia Tech
His nuts so long they wrap around his neck

The man who's name is Maryland name Trendell
Says his nut's sound like Chinese bells.

See that guy he likes to drink wine
Bet his nuts ain't as hot as mine

You see that girl dressed in pink
She's the one that made my finger stink

If you've been to this party your crazy
I be there ain't a cherry in the whole damned place.

The guy name Art is a basketball player
Every girl he takes out he wants to lay her.

The fellow over there who's coat that's green,
He's got nuts that swing and swing.

Our vocalist who's name is Prince
He caught his nuts in a picket fence.

See that guy dressed like a fool
He's got a lot of nuts like a Jersey fool.

You see that girl wearing the pumps
She humps

Well bob-a-bob-a-loo-bob ju-bob-a-bam
They won't stay hot, I just don't give a damn