Now listen close and I will tell A story about this whore, name Nel lNow It was known for miles around that no one could poontang old Nell down now Nell was a school marm from way out west and it was said she loved her poontang best
When over the hill came a bare ass Greek Who said his name was Piss Pot Pete. He laid his cock across the bar, I'll swear it stretched from thar to thar. Now Nell she knew she had met her fate, But to back out then it was to late. So they choose a spot beside the mill, Inside the shit house up on the hill
First they went at it with an ease and shook the leaves right off the trees then they went at it with a will and shook the trees clean off that hill they went at it for hours and hours Until they had killed all the trees and flowers, There's hills and hollars and valleys yet where old Nell's ass and the ground it met and all that's left of that there whore is a dirty brassiere on the shit house floor
"Dad's Recitations". Wordperfect document. Received by email from DiCrawf at A O L .com Feburary 20, 2006.